From: powrwrap on
Anybody watch Jimmy Fallon on Friday nights? He has a segment called
"Thank you notes" about 10 minutes into the program. He writes
humorous thank you notes covering various subject matters. I submit my
own version...

Thank you Ozzie Guillen, for even though you had a 100 mph fire ball
throwing lefty warming up in the bullpen, in a pennant race you
elected to leave Gavin Floyd in the game, a guy that had thrown 125
pitches and was clearly gassed, to pitch to Jason Kubel with two guys
on base. Kubel hit a two run home run. Twins lead 6-1. Thank you.

Thank you Ozzie Guillen, on July 16th, at Target Field in the bottom
of the 8th inning, despite having fireball throwing lefty Matt
Thornton in the pen, you left a righty in to pitch to Mauer and Kubel.
Mauer singled with the bases loaded, scoring two and Cuddyer also
drove in a run. Twins 7, Sox 2. Thank you Ozzie.


From: powrwrap on
On Aug 12, 10:21 pm, powrwrap <powrw...(a)aol.com> wrote:
> Kubel hit a two run home run. Twins lead 6-1. Thank you.

Correction: Three run home run. Thank you Ozzie!

From: Prodigy on
On 08/12/2010 10:23 PM, powrwrap wrote:
> On Aug 12, 10:21 pm, powrwrap<powrw...(a)aol.com> wrote:
>> Kubel hit a two run home run. Twins lead 6-1. Thank you.
>
> Correction: Three run home run. Thank you Ozzie!
>

Can we nominate him as Twins MVP?
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